Hi, I promised this post a bit earlier than how long it has taken now, but I have a reason for that
I only hit her once! that bitch! and "being drunk is not an excuse" oh please..
So it will be quite fitting for me to dissect a comic about the dark sides of alcohol right now. Sit back and learn people, this is important.
Even not drinking makes you see unicorns
More of the previous artist, who did the “Vesi Oli Mustaa”(Water Was Black) I was told by a mysterious anonymous person that she has improved! So I went on my happy quest of snark and cynicism and opened the book that has a cover like this:
My hair is matted. And oh crap my belt's open again.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SO! After getting lost into the woods in a drunken haze, my friend forgot to give me the comic I was going to dissect next. I HATE YOU! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
..just kidding I love you please come back dude <3
My plan was to take two Nina Von Rüdinger’s comics and snark them as a one chunk but.. this ended up better this way because every single page deserved their own dissection and redline. Honestly. Every page is absolutely terrible. Let’s start from the cover like always
"I'm either drunk or seductive"-look
I think I’m due for a new post so.. here comes.
This month, I’ll examine and dissect a finnmanga for you. So, what the heck is a “finnmanga”? It’s basically a finnish sarjakuva-comic that is either traced from some famous anime like Gundam or Ginga(REALLY popular here) or imitated pathetically from the eastern style. Here is an artist’s interpretation of the event:
Based on true events
SO! Onward! This 130-page monster was alot of work to dissect. But I did it.
kawaiidesunipponnekoplllfffrrrrtttttttt.. perkele.
Hello, as it’s over.. uh.. many months since I promised to start it is now time to start with my first dissection. Why it took so long to get started? I’ll let this video speak for myself:
SO! my first dissection will be about the icon of finnish music made into comic: Lordi
Oh man, so ugly..
Hello there.
I know what you are thinking, so I will clear few things out; Finland is a country and yes indeed we do have comic books and graphic novels here and no we do not live in igloos or have polar bears, sorry that’s Sweden you’re thinking about. Finland is a country that is so small that if a fly would land on a desk-globe 30cm wide and leave a footprint behind it would cover up the whole country, our night lasts 9 months and day 3, these are known as “winter” and “summer” in other countries. We are also generally very grumpy people who hate eachoter.
So it might not be hard to belive we spend alot of time inside our cottages drawing comics while intoxicated and that gives me alot of material to dissect for you. Alot of things have happened with finnish comic books for few years, it almost feels like we are finally going to make our cartoonists known in other countries and getting a bit more professional.. almost. Or to be honest it feels like we are stepping backwards and getting worse nowdays. Nevertheless, we have our own set of The Good, Bad and Ugly cartoonists here and I am going to introduce you to their comics and things they call “comics”. I will refer to finnish comic as we call it here as sarjakuva
This blog will be image-heavy and the first proper entry will be made when I and the guy who fixes computers are not drunk at the same time. That will take about month and a half by the looks of things.
