22
Nov
09

Pahkasika

Nine years ago my favourite magazine was cancelled. I haven’t really paid my respects to it in proper way, so here, have an entry. When I was just a wee little critic, I spent my days reading this legendary magazine.

This magazine was called:

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25
Oct
09

Status Update

In this status update we will cover the subjects of:

Layout, drama, blogroll, scedule, e-mail problems and my general stupidity.

How do I failed perspective?
How do I failed perspective?

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25
Oct
09

Ester Pärbergin Tarinoita – the Tales of Ester de Riere

Are you ready?

You better be fucking ready because this is

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18
Oct
09

BLAW

I will admit it, I bought this comic just so I could see how badly it sucks.

Welcome to the eye-searing dissection of

BLOW
BLOW

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17
Oct
09

Kane – Kotiinpaluu(Return to Home)

The Helsinki Comic Festival was truly a success. I bought a pig pile of comics form there and I am on the roll now.

Because I have dissected basically nothing else but finnmanga, I’m going to dissect a basic, usual to Finland “sarjakuva” now. Unfortunately I got more finnmanga for you after this but.. I don’t think Kane will be very pleasing either.

So.. ladies and gentlemen and sheep. This is the first time I have ever had to warn you of the content before and I am sad this stack of toilet paper had to take my warning virginity.

Im not even being witty here!
I’m not even being witty here!

If extreme and un-needed nakedness and violence isn’t your thing, I have plenty of work safe dissections beside this one. But if you’re ready to bear this abomination..

Here is my dissection of

Why even finnish comics always happen in New York!?
Why even finnish comics always happen in New York!?

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16
Oct
09

Phantomland

As the Helsinki Comic Festival was just last week I..

Wait.

Oh.

It was at LEAST four weeks ago!

But nevermind that! I bought a shitload of good, bad and ugly comics for y’all to laugh, gasp and awe at and one of them is

Pretty in brown!
Pretty in brown!

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19
Aug
09

Shit Entry

Wanna know where Ive been?

Wanna know where I've been?

Regardless of that.. I have a new post for you.

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15
Mar
09

Varjomaailma – Shadow World

Hi, I promised this post a bit earlier than how long it has taken now, but I have a reason for that

I only hit her once! that bitch! and being drunk is not an excuse oh please..

I only hit her once! that bitch! and "being drunk is not an excuse" oh please..

So it will be quite fitting for me to dissect a comic about the dark sides of alcohol right now. Sit back and learn people, this is important.

Even not drinking makes you see unicorns

Even not drinking makes you see unicorns

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05
Feb
09

Oblivion High – Osa 1 Vaihdokas (Part 1 Transfer Student)

More of the previous artist, who did the “Vesi Oli Mustaa”(Water Was Black) I was told by a mysterious anonymous person that she has improved! So I went on my happy quest of snark and cynicism and opened the book that has a cover like this:

My hair is matted. And oh crap my belts open again.

My hair is matted. And oh crap my belt's open again.

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28
Jan
09

Vesi Oli Mustaa – The Water Was Black

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SO! After getting lost into the woods in a drunken haze, my friend forgot to give me the comic I was going to dissect next. I HATE YOU! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!

..just kidding I love you please come back dude <3

My plan was to take two Nina Von Rüdinger’s comics and snark them as a one chunk but.. this ended up better this way because every single page deserved their own dissection and redline. Honestly. Every page is absolutely terrible. Let’s start from the cover like always

Im either drunk or seducive

"I'm either drunk or seductive"-look

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